Jin the wind master (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
thatsawiggle) wrote2013-06-18 10:50 pm
thatsawiggle) wrote2013-06-18 10:50 pm
First Breeze - Video
Whatever seals ye been puttin’ on me, ye better start takin’ ‘em off quick. ‘S not somethin’ ta be laughin’ at, tyin’ a guy to the ground like ye do!
[The fiery redhead is definitely living up to his hair color, scowling at the camera, one pointed tooth sticking out over his lower lip. The overall image, rather than intimidating, is almost comically childish, given his wide blue eyes and somewhat ridiculous accent.]
Thorough, too, I dunno how ye be doin’ it without actually tyin’ me down, but I can walk and run and breathe jes’ fine, I jes’ can’t feckin’ fly!
[And a stubborn huff, crossing his arms over his chest.]
And now I’m not one t’turn down a free meal, but this human lady callin’ herself me mam is gettin’ a little much, don’t ye think? Can’t honestly tell if she thinks she’s bein’ serious or not. Can’t tell nothin’ fer shit, not all tied up and bound inside like I am. ‘S like I been robbed of me sense o’ taste, it is, and if yer out there havin’ a gay old laugh at ol’ Jin then jes’ wait til I find ye and we’ll see who’ll be laughin’ then!
Honey, come here and let me brush that hair of yours! You can’t start your Pokemon adventure with a mop like that!
[The look on Jin’s face as he glances offscreen is fear, as he jumps up and beats a hasty retreat.]
Ye get away from me with that brush, y’crazy woman! Ain’t no one what’s brushed me hair before, and ain’t no one startin’ now! Get awa—
[The feed goes blank. He’ll get back to your messages when he’s done fighting off Mom.]
[The fiery redhead is definitely living up to his hair color, scowling at the camera, one pointed tooth sticking out over his lower lip. The overall image, rather than intimidating, is almost comically childish, given his wide blue eyes and somewhat ridiculous accent.]
Thorough, too, I dunno how ye be doin’ it without actually tyin’ me down, but I can walk and run and breathe jes’ fine, I jes’ can’t feckin’ fly!
[And a stubborn huff, crossing his arms over his chest.]
And now I’m not one t’turn down a free meal, but this human lady callin’ herself me mam is gettin’ a little much, don’t ye think? Can’t honestly tell if she thinks she’s bein’ serious or not. Can’t tell nothin’ fer shit, not all tied up and bound inside like I am. ‘S like I been robbed of me sense o’ taste, it is, and if yer out there havin’ a gay old laugh at ol’ Jin then jes’ wait til I find ye and we’ll see who’ll be laughin’ then!
Honey, come here and let me brush that hair of yours! You can’t start your Pokemon adventure with a mop like that!
[The look on Jin’s face as he glances offscreen is fear, as he jumps up and beats a hasty retreat.]
Ye get away from me with that brush, y’crazy woman! Ain’t no one what’s brushed me hair before, and ain’t no one startin’ now! Get awa—
[The feed goes blank. He’ll get back to your messages when he’s done fighting off Mom.]
[video]
Nobody can fly. Get used to it and get lost. I don't have your Lucky Charms.
[video]
Nor is he sure where that thought came from but you know, apples and oranges.]
Now that's a lie if I ever be hearin' one! There's plenty o' people who can fly, ceptin'... well, maybe there's not, since I'm the only one I ever met, but whoo! I hope I'm not the only one! 'S a nice thing, but I can imagine the wind'd get lonely without anyone t'play with when I'm not around!
Only lucky charm I be needin' is my little buddy, and he's here same as I am, so if it's all the same t'ye I'm thinkin' yer the one what needs t' get lost.
[video]
I've never met one. Good thing, too, I don't need to be spending all day chasing idiots off the telephone wires.
Well aren't you fuckin' special. How about you go get sucked into a jet engine?
[video]
Boy! Yer rude fer a human, huh? The hell kinda talk is that, assumin' about me personal matters all like ye know what yer talkin' about! How about ye mind yer own damn business! The hell's wrong with ye, crashin' in like this when ye don' have anythin' useful t'say!
[Whoops he picked the wrong definition of 'suck' because he doesn't know what a jet engine is. BI gdi Jin.]
[video]
[The guy sounds pretty funny when he gets mad.]
Touchy. Somebody at the end of the rainbow piss in your pot of gold?
You broadcast to everybody, you get what you get. If you don't want people's opinions, don't show up on their cell phone.
[video]
I was makin' an announcement t' whoever may be watchin' what I was thinkin' o' their bright idea t'be takin' me from the tourney and droppin' me here without me wind or anythin'. And what's a cell phone, anyway? Some weird human thingymajigger?
[video]
Of course you're not.
Okay, then, buddy, try me. What are you?
A tourney? Where'd you come from, a Renaissance Fair? In that case, whoever's behind this did you a favor.
A cell phone's the thing you're talking on. They call it something else to be cute, but that's what it is.